We could pass off as the FBI this week.

"The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes) 02/27/2017 at 00:03 • Filed to: None

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If it was lowered 2", & has nice muffler on it it be perfect.

Sam > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 02/27/2017 at 00:16

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I was shocked at how screwed the Secret Service are. When two agents showed up at my house, they were driving freaking last-gen Buick Regals.

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > Sam 02/27/2017 at 00:19

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Why were they at your house????

Sam > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 02/27/2017 at 00:22

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Because my brother decided it was a good idea to threaten then-candidate Trump’s life on Twitter earlier that day. He quickly regret that decision.

Shoop > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 02/27/2017 at 00:42

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You forgot the bfg at ko2s

facw > Sam 02/27/2017 at 00:47

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You brother needs to learn some chill. You can go around threatening to kill the president (or president-elect).

On the other hand, I don’t think anyone could be too upset if you were to post the seal of Virginia:

Virginia is for lovers (of tyrannicide).

Of course while Trump has certainly shown a preference for Authoritarianism, he is at the moment begrudgingly following court orders, so I don’t think he has to worry about hordes of rampaging Virginians just yet.

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > Shoop 02/27/2017 at 00:49

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It’s 2wd.

Shoop > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 02/27/2017 at 00:58

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It would also be lowered.

It’s about the look, you fool. FOOL.

Duratracs would also suffice. I recommend steel wheels.

Audistein > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 02/27/2017 at 01:03

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I rented a black 2017 Yukon XL for a vacation about a month ago and it was awesome. Drove kinda like a bus, but I felt like CIA or secret service the whole time. Never driven anything else just seemed quite so invincible but also cruised nicely on the freeway.

facw > facw 02/27/2017 at 08:03

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edit: can’t go around...